Inspiration

Jokes

Eik memon chicken kha raha tha k billi plate mei se chicken le gai.

memon billi ke peechay bohat bhaga. Aakhir kaar thak kar bola:

Ya Allah iss sadaqy ka savab abba marhoon ko puhanchay

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Husband and wife raat ko so rahay hotay hein.. Begum achanak dar k uth jati ha..
Husband ko jagati ha k mujhe dar lag rha ha. Please meri taraf moon kar k so jayein.
Husband:Leh.. mein beshak dar dar k mar jaon ?? 😛

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Begum: Janu tum mujy waise pyar nai kerte jaise Shahrukh Khan Kajol se film mein kerta hy !
Husband: O pyar kran de 2 crore lenda ay. tere pio ne kadi 200 nai dita.. 😀

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Ek movli makeup and lipstick lagany wali ourton ki shadeed muzammat ker rha tha.

1 Admi bola, Twadi apni BV v landi ae.

Molvi: Oo di gal na ker, Oonu sajdi ve bari ae.. 🙂

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 Husband: Main Wo nahi k Shadi Hui or Badal Gaya.
Mera Wohi mizaj wohi Zouq Hai.
Shadi Se pehlay Bhi mujay Shadi ka Shoq Tha
Shadi k Baad b Mujay Shadi ka Shoq Hai. 🙂

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Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai,
police station me complain dijiyee.
Man:Kia karon, khushi k mare kuch samajh nahin aa raha

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Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!

Why?

Very simple…
A woman does not have a wife..!!!

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Agar eik kamray mei tumhein zardari, obama aur osama ke saath band kar dia jaye aur eik pistol pakra di jaye, aur uss pistol mei 2 goliyan hoon, to tum kisko maro gay

banda: dono zardari ko

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Girl: Agar tum so rahay ho to mujhe apnay sapnay bhejo
jaag rahay ho to apni yaadein bhejo
ro rahay ho to apnay aanso bhejo

Boy: Poti kar raha hoon

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A person in a toilet hears from the adjacent toilet

Hi How are?

he is embarrassed and says he’s doing just fine

so what are you up to?

Well just sitting like you…

Can i come over?

No, No i am kind a busy now!!!…. listen I have to call you back, there is an idiot in the other toilet who is answering my questions.

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Aik admi adhi raat ko apni moti bevi ko utha ke bola:

begam sisas sisak ke marna behtar hai ya eik dam?

wife: eik dam

banda: to phir apni doosri taang bhi mere pe rakh do

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Author

Muhammad Omer

Muhammad Omer is the founding partner at Allied Consultants. Areas of interest for him are entreprenuership in organizations, IT Management, Integration and Business Intelligence.