Inspiration

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Memon: Yeh kela (banana) kaise diya?
Shopkeeper: 1 Rs.
Memon: 60 paisa ka deta hai?
Shopkeeper: 60 paise me to sirf chilka milega.
Memon: Lee 40 paise, chilka rakh aur kela de de.

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A Memon on his death bed:
My wife, where are you?
Wife: Yes, I’m here.
My sons and daughters, are you all here?
Children: Yes, Papa
Memon: To phir barabar wale kamre ka pankha kyun khula hai

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1 memon 14th floor se neche gira
Girte waqt usne
apni ghar ki khirki me
apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha
to chilla k bola
MERI ROTI NAHI PAKANA!

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1 memon ne arbi ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.
Arabi ne usey Mercedez gift kardi.
Arabi ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari,
Memon ne phir khoon dia.
Ab ki baar Arabi ne til ke laddu gift kiye,
Memon: Ghusse se, Mercedez kyun nahi di?
Arabi: Munna! Ab hamare andar bhi Memono ka khoon daur raha hai

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A Memon called a newspaper office and asked: Mera Baap Mar gaya hai, kya charges honge?
Newspaper: Rs. 50 per word.
Memon: Oh bohat ziyada hain, Acha likho “Ghafoor Bhai Died”.
Newspaper: Sir! It should be minimum 6 words!
Memon: Oh ho! zara sochne do….. Achha… likho……. ……… .
Ghafoor Bhai Died — Suzuki for Sale.

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EIK MEMON KHALI KATORE ME ROTI DABA KAR KHA RAHA THA
WAITER NE DEKA TU PUCHA: AAP YE KYA KAR RAHE HAIN?
MEMON NE JAWAB DIYA: MAIN MATHS KA TEACHER HUN, AUR DAAL “SUPPOSE” KAR KE KHA RAHA HUN

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Teen Dost Tha
Phela Pathan
Dusra Punjabi
aur
Tesra Memon
Ramzan Ka Mahina Tha
DostooN Ne Bolaa Ke Yaar Zakat Dena Hai
To Aap Log Kaise Daite Ho

To Phela Dost Pathan Bola:

Hum Khali Maidan Me Jaakar Gol Daira Banataa Ha Aur Asman Ma Paisa Uchalta Ha
Jo Paisa Daira Ka Baaher Jaata Hai
Woo Zakat Karta Hai, Aur
Jo Andar Hota Hai Wo Humara Hota Hai

Phir Punjabi Ne Bola:

Hum Aik Lakeer Khechta Ha
Or Paisa Uchalta Hai
Jo Paisa Left Hand Par Jaata Hai Wo Zakat Karta Hai, Aur
Joo Right Hand Par Hota Hai Wo Humara Hota Hai

Phir Memon Dost Sa Poucha Ke Wo Kaisa Zakat Karta Hai
To Memon Ne Kaha:
Astagfirullah Aap Log Aisse Zakat Kartay Ho?
Ye Lakir Fakir Kya Hai?
Ham Khali Maidan Ma Jaata Hai
Or Paise Asman Me Uchalta Ha
Jo Paisa Asman Me Gya Wo Zakat Ka
Or Jo Paisa Niche Aaya Wo Hamaara!
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PUNJABI: GOD GIVE ME ROOM FULL OF GOLD

SINDHI: GOD GIVE ME ROOM FULL OF DIAMONDS

PATHAN: GOD GIVE ME ROOM FULL OF GEMS

MEMON: GOD GIVE ME KEYS OF ALL ROOMS

Author

Muhammad Omer

Muhammad Omer is the founding partner at Allied Consultants. Areas of interest for him are entreprenuership in organizations, IT Management, Integration and Business Intelligence.